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[Jul. 6th, 2005|07:48 pm] |
Ha... livejournal the place where people update about the shit that
they believe in, tell people about their day and problems and where you
can talk about your views on things ect.
kinda useless is it not... i mean honestly no one ACTUALY reads any of it and takes it seriously.
i mean i could rant on for a page and half about world hunger and other
shit and who is gonna read and and give a damn and walk away going yes
that was helpful to me and i take notice and learnt from that update.
NOPE!
not gonna happen
its like blinding mice with i shoelace, fun at first but soon leaves
you with a sence of well lets face it bordem hinting on depression.
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[Jun. 8th, 2005|06:07 pm] |
Good god its cold
Gloriously cold and i love it.
Winter, the most perfect season, fire's snow, ice and best of all NO B.O!!! yes thats right! in winter their is a lack of people smelling gross, this makes me happy.
The fact that people smell is just totally uncalled for. I mean honestly who throws a shoe.
I hate it the way people smell is gross and we totally dislike it.
Fat people reek making them totally unbearable via sight and smell the normal hot sporty people then become turn offs until they no longer smell like liquid fat and other nasties... pale people at the beach shirtless, its like a friggen beacon signalling ships at see to come and CRASH!! yeap thats it come this way and die for i am pale MMMUUUAAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HA! (thank god i go tan) No wonder whales beach themselves upon shore. Its not rocket science, its the uglies with lack of tans acting like beacons.. its totally useless. If people did not smell, it would be great. Thank you winter, you provide sexual sports and lacking B.O. how i love you. |
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[May. 31st, 2005|08:58 pm] |
 | You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism | | 96% | Buddhism | | 88% | Paganism | | 71% | Hinduism | | 63% | agnosticism | | 42% | Islam | | 33% | Judaism | | 29% | atheism | | 21% | Christianity | | 0% | </td>
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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The sad thing is this is not far off my beliefs. I have high self expectations and beliefs and extremely high standards, a high Buddhist belief in reincarnation and i do believe in a universal soul and ties to nature so I can see the paganism in me also.. Wow... feels wired to be summed up like that. |
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[May. 25th, 2005|06:15 pm] |
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.
Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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SIIICCCKKK
ill whoop all your asses |
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| OMG Brandon is great we love Brandon |
[Apr. 29th, 2005|06:30 pm] |
OMG Brandon Boyd is incredably awesome.. have a lil look see at what he worte about his life
ohh its great
we love Brandon.
"Nothing is true. All is permitted."
-Last words of Hassan i sabbah X
To think that one's life is interesting enough to write about is indeed flattering. I wouldn't say though that my life was necessarily in that particular category.
For I still have a couple of nasty drug addictions to go through, a divorce or two to fight out, two filed bankruptcies, an arrest for indecent exposure and the total public annihilation of this band to bear before I can go as far as calling my life 'interesting'. Then, of course, I must tell my story on one of the myriad different television documentaries. Spill my guts, cry for the world, then put out a book called, "A Life Less Lived." (How Incubus ruined my childhood, etc, etc.) But, alas! 'Interesting' is a multi-interpretable term! And besides, a few of you have expressed desires to know the goings on in this little atmosphere of mine, so I guess I'll elucidate.
I was born in the harsh, desert climate of Van Nuys, California, where I was orphaned and taken in by a pack of hungry native coyotes. Their initial intention was to have me for an appetizer before they went on their nightly suburban feline hunt, but I survived only because the leader of the pack saw potential in me as a hunter and a spreader of coyote seed! From there, our friendship was forged, and I became known as Brandon of the Jungle. They taught me the ways of the Valley, and I quickly became one of the pack's most vocal howlers! Hence my present day ability to sing. When I was old enough, I learned to catch house pets, insects and rodents! Which is where I got these kickin' thigh muscles! At age 11, I began impressing the pack and local wild-life photographers with my skill in carpentry. I would build elaborate shelters for my family and I using the ever-abundant palm frawns, pieces of discarded twine and snot. And this is where my first encounter with my present cohorts in music came into play. I was the ripe age of 15, and was busy chasing a female coyote in heat down a dusty trail one afternoon, when I turned a corner and ran into the other guys in the band. They were sitting inside one of my more arty housings and enjoying it's refuge from the blistering California sun. I stepped inside and made the only noises I knew how, and tried to express to them my discontent for invading my space. They replied with fascination at my inhuman grunts, growls and wales, and asked me to be in their band, Incubus. I, of course, did not know at the time what they meant nor did I care. I simply started biting the shit out of the drummer's ass. Which is where Jose's fear of things canine comes into play.
Things eventually calmed down and I started to enjoy the fresh perspectives these boys brought into my reality. The guys came back every day after that and taught me to speak English and sing. WE began playing together about a month later when my powers of speech and wit began developing. And with my past experience in snot carpentry, I built us our first band rehearsal space! My taste for insects and things fury has not subsided. But I believe that those are just old habits dying hard. Luckily, we tour the Mid-west of America frequently where these delicacies are more appreciated and less persecuted! I have been in this, my first and only band, now for nine years, and have learned worlds about life, love, loss and humanity. It is and has been such a different experience from my roots as a wild, scavenger dog! But I have to say that I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Being in this band has shown me that any mutt can break the mold and prosper. And being the first orphan who was raised by wolves to be in a rock band reinforces that creto in me every day. Straying from the norm has done nothing but good for me in my 23 years alive this time around. And I will continue to do so in this sphere, for better or worse.
Now, does that not so brief description of my life deserve the title, 'Interesting'? Likely, not. You decide.
For more details about me and my further mis-adventures on deserted islands, literary discoveries, art, sex, love, hairstyles, international cuisine and general rock and roll mayhem, feel free to come into my live page! |
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[Mar. 30th, 2005|06:07 pm] |
you know i have realised my life revovles around me getting stoned drunk getting laid and.... friends... ha!.. its sad hows this how much i have achived in 17 years lol
ohh well i am thinking of going to the city on friday..
so much thinking about it to the point of where i am actauly going lol...
so if you wanna come please do lol
i feel like talking to people i have not seen.., for a while
so post with a i am comming
or i am killing all who dont
alex this especialy means you but especialy kirsten. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2005|02:10 pm] |
i have come to a conclusion
there is no band alive dead or in the making that is better then Incubus.
all thoes who disagree...well you can all go jack off sea turtles.
and im spent |
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| No retrea for me face! |
[Mar. 13th, 2005|01:13 pm] |
HA HA HA HA HA eat it!! i'm not going on retreat (oww)
yes well, you see volleyball its great and all....
yet it is the reason i won't be going :D (i love it)
i had this huge stack with Reese we both jumped inward to block at the
net. and coz he is smaller then me he hit me as i fell and my legs flew
out from underneath me.
so i am falling about to land on Reese and like brake his face. Wich is bad coz Reese is Awesome!
so i kinda of like manouver my body so i don;'t crush him, land on my
foot on a friggen bad angle put all my wieght on it and rolled.
got up and i was like.. oww.. i ..can't walk
yea so no we think i have fractured my ankle coz its purple as and the size of a tennis ball lol
SO I lay around all day
its great
coz i cant walk
but it hurts full bad
so any ways
no retreat for me coz i am going in for an Xray on moday
fuck yea!
have fun guys
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[Feb. 26th, 2005|03:08 pm] |
| [ | Feeling like |
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| [ | Chillen too |
| | Incubus - Summer Romance | ] |
How evil are you?
PFFT well duh. the evilness of me was first discovered when i ate the head of my neighbours cat... or did i dream this when i was 5?
hmmm either way i started early |
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[Feb. 21st, 2005|09:17 pm] |
wowza like a bitch my friend |
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[Feb. 10th, 2005|05:29 pm] |
| [ | Feeling like |
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| [ | Chillen too |
| | Muse - Sing for absolution | ] |
yea so an updation of the life of me...
well u know how i like used effort to get into se?
and i got in......
i droped out
as in out of aaa all together.
i knda just felt no need to be there any more aye.... like pfft as if i fit in there, coz like there all close and happy and all acting acting acting and i am all cha pfft! ur all better then me in everysingle way.
but meh.... what u gonna do
so i am here listening to Muse who are like gods!!!
gods of the ultimate kind!!!
i also have very sexcellent new about one... J!!!
yes that right J!!!
or nameless as i called J before
hah
yay
sing for absolution!!!! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|06:18 pm] |
Bah ha ha ha ha vinnie thank you for brining this to my attention.. my lack of sleep makes this way funny for me in so many ways
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[Feb. 4th, 2005|11:12 pm] |
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The following is why i am a Special Child.
here are some of the insane things i said in the last lesson i attended this week Maths A.
"Thats not a Candeh"
"BALD IT DOWN, THATS NOT YOUR REAL HAIR, THATS A STRAP ON!"
"OMG look at your Nuff its like SOOO big"
yea
i r sexcellent |
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[Jan. 6th, 2005|10:57 pm] |
| [ | Feeling like |
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| [ | Chillen too |
| | Full Blown Rose - Somebody Help Me | ] |
Quick Question: Don't you ever wish your eyes were like.. hairy?
And on with the update: ok currently i am pissed off, majorly but i have no idea at what i am pissed off with so thats a little nerving....
so i am going to Nyssa's party with the Kathy on Friday night which is
total wootness. BTW Kathy get your dad to buy you doubble black coz mum
bought me the normal shit :S
yea well any way i am so fucking sick of people not saying what they
really think, or stop themselves from saying what they really mean. its
fucking frustrating!!!! so seriously people start being honest aye. coz
from now on i am going to be totaly honest with you even if you don't
like the answer. even though i already say whats on my mind with out
giving it another thought, even if its hurtful i wont give a shit. I
already made Alex block me on MSN coz i told him that every one who
lives in Harvey Bay is just like all thoes people who live in Noosa.
They are all fakes and they all have something to hide. he got cutt but
i cant give a shit coz thats my opinion if he does not like then, then
i laugh in his face and tell him to go home and cum on his mothers
face.
its no wonder when i did the Which buffy character are you? i got Anya
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[Dec. 28th, 2004|12:00 am] |
| [ | Feeling like |
| | devious | ] |
| [ | Chillen too |
| | Calgone - Incubus | ] |
Hello dear friends,
i am currently in my room writing this as ....i type. as i have wireless wootness.... i got it for xmas along with a heep of other shit.
so yea thas pretty tops.
My xmas holidays have been fun until my mother had one of her sexy parties...
they were embarassing to say the least!!!!!!!!!!!
so i am boooooored shitless
like i normaly am when i am at home with out weed.....
you would think with all this tecnology cable net ...tv xbox and shit that they would have cured this plague this... cancer of my time.
goood god i must be bored.....
yea i am gonna make your eyes orgasim with this image of Brandon Boyd lead singer from incubus
... enjoy
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| short and sweet summary of the last 2 days. |
[Dec. 16th, 2004|05:41 pm] |
| [ | Feeling like |
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| [ | Chillen too |
| | Lost Prophets - Burn Burn | ] |
Well what has been going on the last 2 days.
well yesterday fucking sucked major ballz! mum was obsessed about making the house clean for our up comming sexy party.
That she got one of our friends to come up to our house with his high
powered hose to clean the mold off the pavers and drive way.
it took friggen ages!!!!
first of all i riek of chlorine!!!! coz u have to mix like 1leter of chlorine wih 3 leters of water!!!
OMG!!!! my house rieks and i riek i will never be rid of this smell
fucken hell :S :S :S :S :S
and my hands are like... charred from the chlorine.
thanx mum i have acid burnt hands... fuck you
but on the up side
i got a call today
the best call
call of good news.
I GOT INTO SE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yea
**sexy dance at the sexy party**
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[Dec. 12th, 2004|10:42 pm] |
yea i stole on of vinies friends icons coz it friggen rocks
look at it fly
fly my pretty fly!!!!
i love it
woot go the birdy!!!!!
incubus for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love em their the best band in the world.
looking for some new music, then download Incubus....
today sucked
we cleaned the house for the xmas party thats next week end!!!
i mean what the fuck is up with that!!!
i mean hello i am lazy
a lazy lazy fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
any ways off to get stoned
love u all
**hugs** |
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[Dec. 11th, 2004|09:37 am] |
| [ | Feeling like |
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| [ | Chillen too |
| | Incubus - Here in my room | ] |
Yea I got a live journal... listen to me cheer
Ok I just woke up and my LJ looks like shit
I have taken it upon my self to nominate Kirsten to make it
look fucken awesome or Becky if she is reading this.
Hey well what do ya know incubus just came on.. How uncommon
Did you know the aboriginal word for weed in Yundii!
How awesome
Any ways some one make my journal look awesome cool,
because i am a water buffalo wearing a to too and doing the Hula
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